Thursday, March 29, 2007

The Chronicles of Compton
Today a defendant waiting to be arraigned attacked the bailiff and escaped, wearing only a sheet.


Word of the week
sporting pass: snitching to police as you drive around with them pointing out crimes and criminals



Spicy tuna handrolls, yellowtail sushi, and vanilla/red bean/green tea ice cream make me so happy. =D

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

It's only natural that when someone smiles or waves at you, you automatically respond by smiling or waving back to the friendly gesture.


Maybe that's why it took two hours of
400 leering Hispanic and African-American half-naked, tatted criminals to realize I should not respond.


Anyway, I hope no one I know goes to jail. And if you do, I'll teach you how to make nunchucks out of plastic sandwich wrappers and what to do if the Mexican Mafia tags you as a "green light." And how to make your own foul Pruno.