I hate talking about myself, but I can't sleep. I cannot believe how taxing this was to complete.


TEN RANDOM THINGS ABOUT ME:
10. I have the memory of an elephant. And ears like one too.
9. I detest ugly teeth.
8. I said my first word when I was 9 months old.
7. I do not enjoy the company of stupid people.
6. I like the cathartic feeling of popping pimples and bubble wrap.
5. I only watch the upper right-hand corner of scary movies.
4. I take immense joy in taking ddongs.
3. I am a condiment whore.
2. I don’t know how to cut my fingernails so I usually wait until they break so I can bite them off.
1. I love to poke squishy things like dduk and marshmallows with my index finger.

NINE PLACES I VISITED:
9. Prague, Czech Republic
8. Budapest, Hungary
7. London, England
6. Paris, France
5. Italy
4. Krakow, Poland
3. Berlin, Germany
2. Copenhagen, Denmark
1. Lund, Sweden

EIGHT THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
8. Return to Sweden.
7. Learn to play the piano.
6. Churn butter.
5. Learn to sail.
4. Visit all the 7/8 continents and all 50 states.
3. Open up a flower shop or a work at the library.
2. Learn to drive stick.
1. Send my parents to someplace fabulous.

SEVEN WAYS TO WIN MY HEART
7. Be intelligent.
6. Possess the ability to make me laugh until I pee in my pants.
5. Be a voracious eater such as myself.
4. Always strive to be a better person.
3. Have a strong relationship with family and friends.
2. Love children.
1. Love God.

SIX THINGS I BELIEVE IN:
6. Simplicity.
5. The lessons derived from our mistakes.
4. Counting my blessings instead of dwelling on petty frivolities.
3. Everything happens for a reason.
2. Using your strengths to better the world.
1. God’s amazing grace.

FIVE THINGS I'M AFRAID OF:
5. Clowns and anything else relatively scary.
4. That I will get the chicken pox from my kids and die before them.
3. Selling myself short throughout life.
2. Being unable to provide for my parents.
1. Not being honest with myself.

FOUR SONGS ON MY MIND:
4. John Legend- Ordinary People
3. Justin McRoberts- Movie of My Life
2. Remy Zero- Fair
1. Ciara- 1,2 Step

THREE THINGS I TOUCH EVERYDAY:
3. Food
2. Toilet paper
1. Tuxie

TWO THINGS I AM TRYING NOT TO DO RIGHT NOW:
2. Associate myself with people who I don’t want to be around.
1. Stay up past 3 a.m.

ONE PERSON I WANT TO SEE RIGHT NOW:
1. My grandmother.