Thursday, September 05, 2002

one of jayne's pet peeves:
when inconsiderate, uncouth people open a new box of cereal [without asking first, mind you] and rip the plastic bag violently so that the defenseless bag is torn open. then, the nice, hungry one [ie. jayne] saunters along to the kitchen, utterly excited at the prospect of eating her *magically delicious* frosted whole grain oat cereal with marshmallows. as she innocently pours the frosted cereal and rainbow colored marshmallow chunks into her bowl... her pleasant reverie comes to a staggering halt as an unexpected avalanche of cereal tumultuously cascades down into the bowl, causing it to overflow and creating what looks like a diminutive mountain. =[