a black guy came into the center and just hit on me. he was all flirtatious and having fun and stuff. sheesh. so i flashed my brilliant and radiantly-fake-leave-me-alone-please-smile and hoped he'd go away.

hmm... i wonder what it was that could have attracted him to me. here's a hunch: i think it might have been my full and voluptuous lips. accentuated by the fatty cold sore on my upper right lip, my mouth looks very pouty and mysterious right now. *snort snort wink wink*